19 Jokes About Procrastination That You Can Laugh At TomorrowWhy do today what you can put off until a couple hours before the due date?Posted on August 27, 2017, at 7:01 p.m.
Andy GolderBuzzFeed Staff1. When you procrastinate so much that even infinite time wouldn’t help:wrathofthegiraffe.tumblr.com2. When you wish there was some kind of program for you:banana-with-a-boo-tie.tumblr.com3. When you realize you just have to half-ass it to meet your deadline:meevs.
net4. When you ponder HOW people actually just do stuff:mellarkish.tumblr.com5. When that creeping sense of dread sneaks in:illuminosity.tumblr.com6.
When you know you didn’t REALLY try your best:cockbiteproductions.tumblr.com7. When there’s literally nothing that can stop your procrastination train:Loryn Brantz / Abid Anwar / BuzzFeed8. Like, literally nothing:Twitter: @aardvarsk9. And there’s literally nothing you won’t put off until later:elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey.tumblr.
com10. When you try every trick to get yourself moving:Twitter: @captaincaplin11. When not even a planner gets the job done:Karina Farek / BuzzFeed12. When you finish one thing and pretty much call it a day:Twitter: @itsjustdebb13. When your procrastination leads to innovation:Twitter: @itsyourboytadi14.
When you even put off sleeping, even though sleeping is great:Twitter: @tarashoe15. And it’s usually thanks to YouTube:mystiquemonique.tumblr.com16. Or those damn Harry Potter marathons:Mike Hinson / BuzzFeed17. When you realize that it probably runs in the family:em1ree.
tumblr.com18. When you’re willing to go to some serious lengths to NOT do the one thing you’re supposed to:theblackship.tumblr.
com19. But it works out, because at least you got something done in the end:iamhannalashay.tumblr.comPresident Trump says protections for DACA recipients could potentially “morph into” citizenship in “10 to 12 years.
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